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BIG GIRL; Regina George is flawless.
PONYTAIL GIRL; She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
NERD BOY; I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.
SHADY GIRL; I hear she does car commercials. In Japan.
YELLOW HOODIE GIRL; Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
BLONDE GIRL; One time, she met John Stamos on a plane.
HAT GIRL; And he told her she was pretty.
RED SWEATER GIRL; One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.