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April 26, 2009
2 years ago • 479 notesceli (via alpaca4eva )
BIG GIRL; Regina George is flawless.
PONYTAIL GIRL; She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
NERD BOY; I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.
SHADY GIRL; I hear she does car commercials. In Japan.
YELLOW HOODIE GIRL; Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
BLONDE GIRL; One time, she met John Stamos on a plane.
HAT GIRL; And he told her she was pretty.
RED SWEATER GIRL; One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.
February 16, 2009
“ fail. this egg is fail.
mom
2 years ago
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saint valentine
he told me yesterday that love doesn’t necessarily have to do with the way you feel about someone, but results from the sacrifices that you are willing to make for love. love is not telling someone you love them, it’s showing them.
2 years ago • Notes
February 14, 2009
mtv asia
a few years ago, i was waiting for a bus and this guy (non-asian) comes up to me and says something in japanese. and i was like “sorry, wrong asian.” and then he proceeds to talk to me in mandarin, but i speak cantonese. anyway, he proceeds to talk to me during the entire wait AND the bus ride (which, mind you, is the longest bus ride in montreal, possibly). apparently he was some famous star in japan/china and did commercial and he married a chinese women and they have a kid (i saw pictures) and hey, you’re asian, i got these shoes in japan, do you know where i can similar ones here? it was interesting, but i googled him and found NOTHING. he told me his stage name was romeo.
i hate how the text is not justified.
2 years ago • Notes
February 13, 2009
weekend of loooove
i have a midterm in 1.25 hours. then i get to go home and enjoy the weekend! and by enjoy the weekend i mean:
- prepare an oral presentation
- proofread a 10-page essay
- apply for jobs
- study for my acco310 exam
SWEET!
2 years ago • Notes
February 12, 2009
cheese please
- Melissa: I hate Emmenthal.
- Me: Well, dad and I like it, so you have to choose: dad and me or you?
- Melissa: Mozarella.
February 10, 2009
“ Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he’s playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
